Mermaids...anti-4th of July sentiments...not-even-remotely troll-like features. On their own? Nonsense. But when writer/comedian Anne Neczypor calls in, it all becomes clear. Well, if not clear, then certainly entertaining!

Playlist:
Black and Gold - Sam Sparro
Sisters Are Doin It for Themselves - The Eurythmics
I'm a Lady - Santigold
(lead-out) All Through the Night - Girlyman